Shitcoin Challenge: September 2024

I am almost two days late for my monthly crypto hate post, and I apologize for that.
Here's a quick recap of what my past self had to say last month:

"All-time low on my portfolio", he said.
Little did he know his portfolio would tank 14% more in the following month.

"This one especially hurts, as one of my coin went down the gutter and is now worth less than 100 dollars", he said.
Spoiler alert: there are now three coins under 100 dollars.

I dread the day my portfolio drops to 3 figures.

No comment.

Except maybe: jävla helvete.

Conclusion

Can't wait for this challenge to end, so I can sell it all and move on.

See you in October for yet another L.